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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure

Also known as deus ex machina hotel

Bournemouth, United Kingdom

9.2Perfect373 Guest reviews

Overview

Dog-friendly boutique lodge with sauna and beach access in Bournemouth

Accommodations

The Lodge of Heavy Leisure offers Superior Queen, Superior King, Deluxe Queen, and Deluxe Family Suite room types. Each room includes a private bathroom with Lush toiletries, a Marshall amp-style Bluetooth speaker, and a smart TV with Netflix and Amazon Prime. The Deluxe Family Suite provides a separate sleeping area for children, and all guests have access to a communal tea and coffee station with Bad Hand coffee.

Dining

The on-site restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. A full English breakfast is available with a £4 supplement, and the Sunday roast includes lamb, beef, or pork belly with beef dripping potatoes. Happy hour offers discounted Deus lager and cider, and occasional themed dinner nights such as kebab night take place.

Wellness & Leisure

Guests have access to a sauna, steam room, and spa lounge/relaxation area. An outdoor fireplace is available for use, and the shared guest lounge provides a space to socialize. The hotel also offers a coffee house on site and a shop selling Deus Ex Machina merchandise.

Location

The hotel is located 9 km from Bournemouth Airport and a 7-minute walk from Boscombe Pier. Boscombe Beach is 700 metres away, and the O2 Academy Bournemouth is within walking distance. Nearby attractions include the Shelley Theatre and the Boscombe town centre.

Pet-Friendly & Family

Dogs are welcome with provided dog bowls and a dog bed in the room. The hotel is a short walk from a dog-friendly beach, and staff offer treats and attention to canine guests. Children are accommodated in the Deluxe Family Suite with separate sleeping quarters.

Highlights

  • Rooms: 8 room types including family suite with separate kids area
  • Dining: Full English breakfast with £4 supplement and Sunday roast
  • Wellness: Sauna, steam room, and spa lounge
  • Location: 700 m from Boscombe Beach, 7 min to pier
  • Pet-Friendly: Dog bowls, bed, and treats provided
  • Entertainment: Happy hour and themed dinner nights

Must-do experiences

  • Stroll through the stunning Lower Gardens to unwind and relax.
  • Try the iconic Dorset cream tea at the Patisserie Mark Bennett.
  • Visit the Russell-Cotes Art Gallery for amazing coastal views.
  • Explore the vibrant Bournemouth Market for local crafts and foods.
  • Take a sunset walk along the iconic West Cliff to enjoy the views.
"Room and hotel really quirky and has a boutique feel."
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Rooms

Deluxe Queen Room4 photos

Deluxe Queen Room

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 210 m²
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The spacious double room provides heating, as well as a private bathroom featuring a shower. This double room features a flat-screen TV. The unit offers 1 bed.

Large Double or Twin Room4 photos

Large Double or Twin Room

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 210 m²
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The spacious twin/double room provides air conditioning and heating, as well as a private bathroom featuring a shower. This twin/double room features a flat-screen TV.

Superior Queen Room4 photos

Superior Queen Room

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 255 m²
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The spacious double room features air conditioning and heating, as well as a private bathroom boasting a shower. The unit has 1 bed.

Family Room5 photos

Family Room

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 210 m²
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The spacious family room offers air conditioning and heating, as well as a private bathroom featuring a shower. This family room provides a flat-screen TV. The unit offers 2 beds.

Superior King Room3 photos

Superior King Room

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 223 m²
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The spacious double room provides air conditioning, heating, as well as a private bathroom featuring a bath and a shower. This double room offers a flat-screen TV. The unit offers 1 bed.

Deluxe Family Suite6 photos

Deluxe Family Suite

  • 1 King-size bed
  • 443 m²
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The spacious family room features air conditioning, heating, as well as a private bathroom boasting a bath and a shower. This family room provides a flat-screen TV. The unit has 3 beds.

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Facilities

General10
No smoking on siteWi-FiParkingPets allowedSecurityCoffee shopFireplaceSmoke detectorsFire extinguishersKey access
Services2
Welcome drinkHappy hour
Dining3
RestaurantBar/ Lounge areaDinner
Spa & Leisure1
Beach access
Room features2
Air conditioningHeating
Bathroom1
Free toiletries
Media1
Flat-screen TV

Dining Onsite

At The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure, dining transcends meals, offering a delightful blend of flavors tailored to every palate. Guests can explore a spectrum of culinary delights in a welcoming environment, whether it's a family breakfast, a romantic dinner, or accommodating dietary preferences.

Restaurant #1

Varied options with a focus on vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free dishes.
Ambiance
A modern space designed for family gatherings and intimate dinners alike, ensuring comfort and warmth for all guests.
Key Offerings
Start the day with an à la carte breakfast featuring customizable plates that cater to dietary needs, setting a nourishing tone for the day ahead.
Reservation
Reservations recommended.
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure's Location

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, United Kingdom, BH5 1EB
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Transport & Access

City Centre
City Centre 33 min2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min1.4 km
Bus stop
Bus stop 6 min500 m
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Property information and rules

Check-in
From 15:00
Check-out
Until 10:00
Parking
Free parking
Internet
Wi-Fi
Pets
Pets allowed
Languages spoken
true
Number of floors
0
Number of rooms
8
Formerly known as
deus ex machina hotel

Guest Ratings and Reviews

Read what past guests have said about staying at The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure.

Review score
Based on 311 verified reviews
9.2/10Perfect
93%Recommend
Breakfast
8.8/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Location
9.1/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
9.1/10

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